Friendly reminder that bacteria are having sex on your skin
SOMEONE KINDER SOMEONE SURER SOMEONE BEAUTIFUL SOMEONE PURER
music snobs are so dumb
when people see nipple piercings and they’re all ‘ooh sexy!’ all I can think is ‘ooh OUCH’ is that very repressed and suburban of me?
just ate a whole punnet of strawberries in under...
where do you apply about becoming woman vs food?
why do you have to wear lead boxers in the...
BECAUSE CHERNOBYL FALL OUT OTHERWISE!
To be fair, ollie murs gets a fair amount of cock– Jesus
seyeder: if someone makes you unhappy remove them from your life or remove yourself from them that’s it
everything is dumb
kingstolemycrown: ihatepeterandthewolf: ...
things to be hurrying up 1) mah birthdayyy (woohoo!) 2) floridaa (harry potter world!) 3) zante!!! (gonna be drunk and trashy woo!) 4) girly waless (junk food and slobbing) 5) free house timess (loud music and sleepoverss) 6) results (eeeeek!! but will defo want the waiting over) 7) UNI omg omg I’m too young I still laugh at poo jokes but omg so excited I’d better fuckin get in...
dang my calves are getting so beefy just call me jodie marsh guyzzz
cheesey mashed potato for dinner mmmmmm, future obesity but it tastes so good
Here I am, a bundle of past recollections and future dreams, knotted up in a...– Sylvia Plath (via dysphorias)
youngstero: posthumously released comedy album “PLEASE LAUGH IM DEAD”
I don’t know if rape jokes encourage rape culture. I don’t care. You still...– An Addendum, On Rape Jokes. (via transformfeminism)